Why 2 phones?

Cos I want to have 2 phones. Dumbass!

Sick an tired of these questions which prolly will never really have a very convincing answer. Why make me think when I don't want to. If I had wanted to, I would have thought about it and put it up as a standard thing somewhere very visible. I would probably claim re-print rights on the same as well.

Black and white
and I still don't look good.

My phone does though, with its new theme and everything.

Sleepy, feeling zombied. What about the rest of the world?